Directed by Aaron Augenblick. With Sam Rockwell, Jeffrey Tambor, Steve Coogan, Nina Arianda. Drunky is a barfly who finds himself in the middle of a cosmic bet. MS Paint Adventures 1. S ACT 6 1. 11. HomestuckA young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 1. Hey, welcome to the super cool lowtech search page To search for something, hit Ctrl F or Apple F and type what youre looking for. Let your browser do all the. Replicants, superheros, and reboots await you in our Fall Movie Guide. Plan your season and take note of the hotly anticipated indie, foreign, and documentary. November, 2. 01. 1, is the date scheduled for the launch of a highly exclusive playtesting experience for a much anticipated game. The young lady is expecting to find this game in her mailbox today. She is expecting the game to be enclosed in a pair of envelopes, and printed on these envelopes, she is expecting to find her name What do you suppose the name on the envelopes will be Enter name. You cannot enter her name It was already engraved in her HONORARY PLACRONYM on her 1. Attempting to engrave it with another name after completing this sacred rite of passage is practically unheard of, and is a gesture nearly as offensive as it would be if you tried to name her something dumb like Barnstench Fartface. Luckily she is not the sort to hold a grudge, and she will let it slide this time. As long as you hurry up and get her big day started Examine room. Your name is JANE. As was previously mentioned, you are poised for an ELITE OPPORTUNITY to test the SBURB ALPHA. It is so elite in fact, you are the only of your kind invited to playtest Though you guess that probably comes with the territory of being the HEIRESS APPARENT TO A BAKED GOODS EMPIRE. You dont suppose it hurts that you are said empires NUMBER ONE FANGIRL, either It should come as no surprise that you enjoy BAKING, but you also adore reading DETECTIVE STORIES. You fancy yourself a SKILLED PRANKSTRESS, if by no other measure than lineage. Though at times you feel its tough to fill those shoes when you are SURROUNDED BY JOKERS. Seriously, the shenanigans perpetrated by your pals make your old school japes feel KIND OF PEDESTRIAN SOMETIMES, but oh well, you love them all anyway. You once dabbled in AMATEUR BOTANY but found it TOO FRUSTRATING, because your VEGETABLES KEPT DISAP actually you know what, you DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere. You are also pleased to contemplate FRIGHTENING FAUNA, though saddened by their regrettable FAKENESS ATTRIBUTE. But none of thats on your mind now, because you are PSYCHED about this SPECIAL DATE, 1. X3. PRONG DAY WHATEVER THAT MEANS, a date exhibiting just the sort of numerical gimmick corporations love to exploit for their big releases, or for launching MAJOR REBRANDING INITIATIVES. In the case of your CHERISHED MULTIGLOBAL EMPIRE, both such events are slated to happen today. You cant wait to see what is in store, and for the mail to come. When it does, you will waste no time in embarking on the games MAIDEN VOYAGE, and if even a fraction of what youve heard turns out to be true, you are prepared to have the time of your LIFE What will you do Jane Quickly retrieve arms from chest. Jane is not empowered to rehash this tired running gag because all of a sudden she is too busy being the other guy. We need to figure out what this fellas name is, pronto Enter name. Once again, you make the incalculable blunder of attempting to engrave an already allocated placronym. His name was etched when he turned 1. Its been sitting here messily in this UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY PILE OF GUNS ever since. What sort of vulgar, childish moniker were you going to stick this poor bastard with Barfbreath Turdsmirk It doesnt even matter. Just tell him what to do Examine room. Your name is JAKE. You love movies. ALL MOVIES. You would describe your taste in film as ECLECTIC, but in truth, it isnt much less than TOTALLY INDISCRIMINATE. You bluster frequently of exuberance for FIREARMS and FISTICUFFS and ADVENTURE, though have no human company with which to share these interests. But who needs chums, when you can enjoy a top notch gander of your GALS OF CERULEAN COMPLEXION, HUBBA HUBBA. Youre known to be found with your nose in a COMIC BOOK OR TWO, not that it makes you a nerd or anything, like you even CARE about that Not a gent of your PANACHE AND SWAGGER, qualities which you would BANDY WITH APLOMB on your globe spanning adventures, HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING. You would love to travel around the world, toppling any SACRED URNS you encountered. Buy Bratz: Babyz The Movie Movie Online. Youd be tickled by the opportunity to defile HALLOWED TOMBS everywhere, raiding them of their treasures. And how youd give your RIGHT LEG for a shot at desecrating THE SHIT out of some real life MYSTIC RUINS for their byzantine wares. Luckily for your limb, there is a dandy set of such ruins nearby, and you desecrate them quite frequently You are also troubled to contemplate FRIGHTENING FAUNA, and plagued daily by their regrettable REALNESS ATTRIBUTE. What else You sure like to WRESTLE. Did you mention FISTICUFFS yet You know, SCRUMS AND WHATNOT. Also, SKULLS. Gosh you love SKULLS. There is a good SKULL at the heart of any mystery, haunting its EVERY PAGE. That is what you always say. Or at least, it is what you always HOPE. What will you do Jake Retrieve arms from floor, post haste You make a dutiful motion toward your TRUSTY FIREARMS, doing your part to assail the mushy carcass of a horse that passed away long ago, when suddenly a WILD CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN APPROACHES You really feel like you are in the drivers seat now. You can basically take this story LITERALLY ANYWHERE, as long as you dont pick one of those shadowy characters, and as long as the panels are actually finished being drawn. It is like this whole panoramic cornucopia of limitless possibility sprawling before your very eyes. Who do you want to be Be Jane. You are suddenly Jane again. What was it you were up to Oh right, this game. Youre excited about that Earlier this morning you thought you heard the mail truck, even though the mail never comes in the morning. But just to be sure, you rushed downstairs to check, even though due to recent events, you are FORBIDDEN FROM LEAVING THE HOUSE. Alas, it was not there, and you sort of spaced out at the sky with a goofy grin on your face for no great reason, and then you were caught red handed by your guardian. Then you got in trouble. You think you might be grounded now Whatever, DAD 1. Jane Examine fetch modus. Its your RECIPE MODUS, an extremely handy little inventory widget your DAD got for you for your birthday a couple years ago. He can be a real hard ass sometimes not really, but he sure knows how to spoil his little girl. Jane Captchalogue it You stick the RECIPE MODUS in your. RECIPE MODUS You flip the card over and look at the back. The thing about this modus you think is really cool is that instead of showing a completely useless wobbly garbled code on the back, it itemizes the components which could be used to create it In a completely hypothetical framework, of course. Just another wonderful innovation by your favorite company. It releases many products of an experimental nature, often with applicability to other kinds of technology and products which havent hit the market yet. Of course, as the heiress, you are privy to all the sweetest gear in advance. Maybe youll rummage through some of that stuff later. The modus as a captchalogued object has only one simple recipe, involving an ARRAY MODUS snore and a COOK BOOK yesss Other objects have more varied and elaborate recipes though. Jane Get hat. You captchalogue your FAVORITE HAT, which is also your ONLY HAT. You spent basically your ENTIRE CHILDHOOD in this hat, pretending to be hard boiled detectives and whatnot. In public, you and your DAD made quite the pair. Everyone could tell by a glance that you were your fathers daughter, sired from his loins directly and genetically, through what was undoubtedly a natural process of human procreation involving a man and a woman. People would definitely nod and say, Yep, that little lady sure did emerge from a womb on account of that gentlemans awesome virility. Aria Montgomery Pretty Little Liars Wiki. Pilot. The series begins with a flashback in a barn, where Aria, Hanna, Spencer and Emily are having a sleepover. They are startled by their best friend and queen bee Alison, who frightens them by causing creaking noises outside the barn as a practical joke. The five girls gossip, drink and share secrets before falling asleep. When they awake, they realize that two of the girls are gone. Spencer then comes back telling them Alison is missing and that she heard a scream. Aria meets a man named Ezra. One year later and Aria and her family have returned home to Rosewood after living in Iceland for her fathers sabbatical. Aria still feels troubled over her best friends disappearance which concerns both her parents who encourage her to reconnect with her old friends. Aria sees through her dads concerns, however, and reassures him that she is still keeping his secret. She drops her brother off at lacrosse practice and stops at a Bar and Grille. There, she meets a man named Ezra who mistakes her for a college girl and informs her that he will soon be starting a new teaching post. The two feel an instant connection and end up making out in the bathroom. During a conversation with her father, we see a flashback of Aria and Alison catching her dad making out with another woman in the back of his car, a student. Aria begins to reunite with her old friends, mainly Emily, taking note of Mona and Hannas transformations and the fact that all of her friends basically lost touch with each other after Alisons disappearance. Sitting down for English class, Aria discovers that Ezra is in fact her new English teacher, Mr. Fitz. After an awkward moment, Aria receives a text message from an unknown A which reads Aria Maybe he fools around with students all the time. A lot of teachers do. Just ask your dad. A. Aria attempts to continue her relationship with Ezra, but he rejects her telling by her everything has changed. This attitude doesnt last long though. During Alisons funeral, he finds her and wont let her say goodbye without one more kiss. Later that night, Aria passes by Mayas house and sees Spencer. Aria comments that she heard Hanna had been to the police station and wondered if Hanna talked about The Jenna Thing. Hanna arrives and says that she didnt because they made a promise. Aria meets up with Emily, Hanna and Spencer at the funeral, and they reveal that each has received a message from the mysterious A. The police now reveal that the girls need questioning again as they are now looking at a murder case, before they each receive a text saying, Im still here, bitches. And I know everything. A. The Jenna Thing. Things are a bit tense at home because Aria knows Byrons secret and her mother still does not. Aria makes a comment to her dad about focusing on his family instead of work. Ella picks up on the weirdness, but Byron plays it off as a teenage girl thing. Aria and her friends continue to be tormented by the anonymous A, who seems to know all the secrets they told Alison, including the secret surrounding a mysterious blind girl, Jenna Marshall. When Aria invites Jenna to join them at their lunch table, her presence triggers a flashback to the night of the The Jenna Thing. The four girls and Alison are having a sleep over and trying on each others clothes when Alison claims to have seen Toby Cavanaugh spying on them through her window. To get revenge, Alison and the girls toss a stink bomb into his garage. However, it causes the garage to explode, presumably causing Jenna to lose her sight, a fact that Jenna seems determined to hang over their heads. Aria and the other girls are called down the principals office to be questioned by Detective Wilden about Alisons death, now that her body has been discovered. Wilden thinks their stories sound a bit too rehearsed, but he cant prove anything. Aria continues her illicit affair with Ezra, while trying to come to terms with her fathers own affair. She tries to transfer out of his class, which he reluctantly agrees to, but the school denies the request. Apparently, she and Ezra have the same taste in movies because Aria and her mom run into him at the movie theater and spend an awkward afternoon together. Later, he picks her up in the rain and they give into their feelings once again. Back home, smiling, she passes her father sitting alone in the living room and he starts to seriously talk to her about Ella knowing something is up. He basically asks her to continue keeping his affair a secret, explaining that the woman he cheated with now works at Hollis College and he has to see her periodically. He makes excuses about his affair, and right on cue, Ella walks in with Mike, bringing Chinese takeout. Aria goes upstairs to change, but takes a look at her picture perfect family sitting together happily before ascending. Then she gets a text from A warning her that her secret relationship with Ezra may not be a secret much longer. To Kill a Mocking Girl. While enjoying breakfast with her parents at a caf discussing the book she is reading for school, To Kill a Mockingbird. They tell her to read the authors biography next, and Ella goes inside to order more food. Alone, Byron unwittingly asks if Aria likes her teacher, flustering her ever so slightly. Just then, Meredith, the student Byron had an affair with, shows up, and Aria flashes back to the two of them making out in her fathers car they had noticed that they were being watched. Byron flounders a little, before introducing Aria and Meredith to each other, and Meredith asks in a chipper voice if Byron received her message. Meredith wants a referral from Byron, and he seems willing to help. Meredith tries to make conversation with Aria, but Aria coldly cuts her short. Meredith smiles intensely at Byron, and Byron smiles back, to Arias chagrin. Ezra bids Aria good morning before the contents of Spencers locker come spilling out. Aria senses Spencer is stressed out, apparently drowning in her schoolwork. Aria then corners Ezra in his classroom and asks him out on a date, making plans to hang out after the opening at the gallery and to tell her parents that she is at Noels party. Ezra feels a little awkward, but reciprocates somewhat when Aria tries to touch him. Mrs. Welch walks in, cuing Arias turn to exit. Aria then arrives at her moms gallery to find unsuspecting Ella chatting and laughing with Meredith. Ella announces she has invited Meredith to the gallery opening the next night, and Aria is horrified. As soon as Ella is out of earshot, Aria tells her to get lost and find someone whos available, unlike her father. Aria attends Noels party, but leaves early to attend the gallery opening. There, Ella and Byron talk and laugh happily as they stand together entertaining guests. Suddenly, Meredith shows and Aria walks up to her to kick her out of the party, but Meredith just shrugs when Aria brings up the previous days conversation, saying she can do what she wants, and takes Arias glass from her hands. Later, Aria knocks on Ezras apartment door 3. B, and he opens it, happy to see her. She asks to come in, clearly upset, but Ezra says it isnt a good idea. She apologizes, but before she leaves, Ezra asks if she is okay and offers to drive her home. She reveals that home is the last place she wants to be, and he holds her close, there in the hallway, while Aria is badly in need of comforting. The next day, the girls reconvene in the woods to create a memorial for Alison, a place they can go to remember her together. They change their minds about the location and decide to pick a more public place for the memorial, someplace not so difficult to get to. They hear someone near them in the woods and run away, stumbling upon the friendship bracelet Alison used to wear, perhaps planted by whoever was in the forest with them.